theta.decay – Time’s Cost in Options Trading | Premium Burn Tee
theta.decay – Time’s Cost in Options Trading | Premium Burn Tee
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⏳ theta.decay – Time waits for no one, and in options trading it relentlessly eats away at your premium. This tee is for traders who live by the ticking clock, managing risk before time runs out.
🔥 The Design:
A partially decayed apple within a red clock face captures the steady erosion of value over time. Intricate details reflect the inevitability of theta decay—a perfect emblem for the options trader’s daily battle.
🔥 Why You Need It:
✅ Embodies the reality of time decay in options trading
✅ Ultra-soft cotton for long market sessions
✅ Perfect for option sellers & theta-risk managers
✅ A bold statement for options strategists
Product Features:
🔹 Seamless Construction – No side seams for a sleek, modern look
🔹 Elastic Ribbed Collar – Retains shape through multiple washes
🔹 Reinforced Shoulder Tape – Ensures durability and comfort
🔹 Premium Fabric – Ideal for vibrant, high-quality prints
🔹 Ethically Sourced – Made with 100% ring-spun cotton
🚀 Trade the time. Manage the decay. Stay ahead.
- safe.trade
- fast.drop
- pro.fit
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
✅ Wash with similar colors
✅ Tumble dry on low heat
✅ Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
❌ Do not bleach
❌ Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
All our tees are printed on demand and shipped from the U.S.
- ✅ Orders are typically processed within 7 business days
- ✅ Delivery takes 2–5 business days (U.S. only)
- ✅ Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on weight and location
- ✅ You'll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships
We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
All shipping times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays.
Note: This policy may change without prior notice.
Returns & Refunds
We want you to be satisfied with your order — and we’ll make it right if we’ve made a mistake.
✅ If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, you're eligible for a refund or replacement
✅ Requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date
✅ No returns required — just send us a photo showing the issue
📩 For all refund or replacement requests, email: support@nanonarrative.com
Include your order number and clear photos of the issue.
Refund Eligibility
- The product is damaged, defective, or incorrect
- The issue is reported within 30 days of purchase
- The item is unused and the problem is clearly documented
Please note:
❌ We do not offer refunds for wrong size selection or buyer’s remorse
❌ Shipping charges (if any) are non-refundable
✅ No returns are required for defective or incorrect items
This policy may be updated at any time without notice.

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