stonk.mad โ When the Market Breaks You | Unisex Meme Tee
stonk.mad โ When the Market Breaks You | Unisex Meme Tee
Your edge belongs on you.
Pick your fit and lock in your narrative.
R:R โ : โ โ โ โ GOT IT?
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๐คฏ stonk.mad โ When the charts break logic and your trades break reality. This design captures the absurdity of financial marketsโfrom buying the top to holding through catastrophe. Itโs not just a memeโitโs your trading diary in fabric.
๐ฅ The Design:
A wild, Pepe-inspired face explodes from a chaotic, hyper-color backdropโchanneling the unfiltered emotions of YOLO plays, rug pulls, and moonshot FOMO. Made for traders whoโve laughed through pain and doubled down anyway.
๐ฅ Why You Need It:
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For degens, meme lords, and trading war survivors
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Embrace pure financial chaosโworn proudly, ironically, or both
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Perfect for market meetups, Reddit threads, and regretful gains
Product Features:
๐น Seamless Construction โ No side seams for a sleek, modern look
๐น Elastic Ribbed Collar โ Retains shape through multiple washes
๐น Reinforced Shoulder Tape โ Ensures durability and comfort
๐น Premium Fabric โ Ideal for vibrant, high-quality prints
๐น Ethically Sourced โ Made with 100% ring-spun cotton
๐ฅ If you know, you know.
๐คฏ Wear the madness. Trade the chaos. Flex the pain.
- safe.trade
- fast.drop
- pro.fit
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
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Machine wash cold (max 30ยฐC / 90ยฐF)
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Wash with similar colors
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Tumble dry on low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
โ Do not bleach
โ Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
All our tees are printed on demand and shipped from the U.S.
- โ Orders are typically processed within 7 business days
- โ Delivery takes 2โ5 business days (U.S. only)
- โ Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on weight and location
- โ You'll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships
We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
All shipping times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays.
Note:ย This policy may change without prior notice.
Returns & Refunds
We want you to be satisfied with your order โ and weโll make it right if weโve made a mistake.
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If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, you're eligible for a refund or replacement
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Requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date
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No returns required โ just send us a photo showing the issue
๐ฉ For all refund or replacement requests, email: support@nanonarrative.com
Include your order number and clear photos of the issue.
Refund Eligibility
- The product is damaged, defective, or incorrect
- The issue is reported within 30 days of purchase
- The item is unused and the problem is clearly documented
Please note:
โ We do not offer refunds for wrong size selection or buyerโs remorse
โ Shipping charges (if any) are non-refundable
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No returns are required for defective or incorrect items
This policy may be updated at any time without notice.

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