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stonk.mad โ€“ When the Market Breaks You | Unisex Meme Tee

stonk.mad โ€“ When the Market Breaks You | Unisex Meme Tee

Regular price $36.99 USD
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Your edge belongs on you.
Pick your fit and lock in your narrative.

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#StonkMad #MarketMeltdown #MemeWear #TraderChaos
R:R GOT IT?
this only works if you get it.
early entry adjusted โ€” 12% less risk.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Survived volatility? Donโ€™t hide it. Signal it.

๐Ÿคฏ stonk.mad โ€“ When the charts break logic and your trades break reality. This design captures the absurdity of financial marketsโ€”from buying the top to holding through catastrophe. Itโ€™s not just a memeโ€”itโ€™s your trading diary in fabric.

๐Ÿ”ฅ The Design:
A wild, Pepe-inspired face explodes from a chaotic, hyper-color backdropโ€”channeling the unfiltered emotions of YOLO plays, rug pulls, and moonshot FOMO. Made for traders whoโ€™ve laughed through pain and doubled down anyway.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Why You Need It:
โœ… For degens, meme lords, and trading war survivors
โœ… Embrace pure financial chaosโ€”worn proudly, ironically, or both
โœ… Perfect for market meetups, Reddit threads, and regretful gains

Product Features:
๐Ÿ”น Seamless Construction โ€“ No side seams for a sleek, modern look
๐Ÿ”น Elastic Ribbed Collar โ€“ Retains shape through multiple washes
๐Ÿ”น Reinforced Shoulder Tape โ€“ Ensures durability and comfort
๐Ÿ”น Premium Fabric โ€“ Ideal for vibrant, high-quality prints
๐Ÿ”น Ethically Sourced โ€“ Made with 100% ring-spun cotton

๐Ÿ’ฅ If you know, you know.
๐Ÿคฏ Wear the madness. Trade the chaos. Flex the pain.

Spread the signal:
  • safe.trade
  • fast.drop
  • pro.fit

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

โœ… Machine wash cold (max 30ยฐC / 90ยฐF)
โœ… Wash with similar colors
โœ… Tumble dry on low heat
โœ… Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
โŒ Do not bleach
โŒ Do not dry clean

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

All our tees are printed on demand and shipped from the U.S.

  • โœ… Orders are typically processed within 7 business days
  • โœ… Delivery takes 2โ€“5 business days (U.S. only)
  • โœ… Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on weight and location
  • โœ… You'll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships

We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
All shipping times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays.

Note:ย This policy may change without prior notice.

Returns & Refunds

We want you to be satisfied with your order โ€” and weโ€™ll make it right if weโ€™ve made a mistake.

โœ… If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, you're eligible for a refund or replacement

โœ… Requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date

โœ… No returns required โ€” just send us a photo showing the issue

๐Ÿ“ฉ For all refund or replacement requests, email: support@nanonarrative.com

Include your order number and clear photos of the issue.

Refund Eligibility

  • The product is damaged, defective, or incorrect
  • The issue is reported within 30 days of purchase
  • The item is unused and the problem is clearly documented

Please note:

โŒ We do not offer refunds for wrong size selection or buyerโ€™s remorse

โŒ Shipping charges (if any) are non-refundable

โœ… No returns are required for defective or incorrect items

This policy may be updated at any time without notice.

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