stonk.mad – When the Market Breaks You | Unisex Meme Tee
stonk.mad – When the Market Breaks You | Unisex Meme Tee
Not everyone gets it. That’s the point.
Printed on demand in the U.S. 🇺🇸
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🤯 stonk.mad – When the charts break logic and your trades break reality. This design captures the absurdity of financial markets—from buying the top to holding through catastrophe. It’s not just a meme—it’s your trading diary in fabric.
🔥 The Design:
A wild, Pepe-inspired face explodes from a chaotic, hyper-color backdrop—channeling the unfiltered emotions of YOLO plays, rug pulls, and moonshot FOMO. Made for traders who’ve laughed through pain and doubled down anyway.
🔥 Why You Need It:
✅ For degens, meme lords, and trading war survivors
✅ Embrace pure financial chaos—worn proudly, ironically, or both
✅ Perfect for market meetups, Reddit threads, and regretful gains
Product Features:
🔹 Seamless Construction – No side seams for a sleek, modern look
🔹 Elastic Ribbed Collar – Retains shape through multiple washes
🔹 Reinforced Shoulder Tape – Ensures durability and comfort
🔹 Premium Fabric – Ideal for vibrant, high-quality prints
🔹 Ethically Sourced – Made with 100% ring-spun cotton
💥 If you know, you know.
🤯 Wear the madness. Trade the chaos. Flex the pain.
- safe.trade
- fast.drop
- pro.fit
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
✅ Wash with similar colors
✅ Tumble dry on low heat
✅ Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
❌ Do not bleach
❌ Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
All our tees are printed on demand and shipped from the U.S.
- ✅ Orders are typically processed within 7 business days
- ✅ Delivery takes 2–5 business days (U.S. only)
- ✅ Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on weight and location
- ✅ You'll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships
We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
All shipping times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays.
Note: This policy may change without prior notice.
Returns & Refunds
We want you to be satisfied with your order — and we’ll make it right if we’ve made a mistake.
✅ If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, you're eligible for a refund or replacement
✅ Requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date
✅ No returns required — just send us a photo showing the issue
📩 For all refund or replacement requests, email: support@nanonarrative.com
Include your order number and clear photos of the issue.
Refund Eligibility
- The product is damaged, defective, or incorrect
- The issue is reported within 30 days of purchase
- The item is unused and the problem is clearly documented
Please note:
❌ We do not offer refunds for wrong size selection or buyer’s remorse
❌ Shipping charges (if any) are non-refundable
✅ No returns are required for defective or incorrect items
This policy may be updated at any time without notice.








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