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hopium.high โ€“ Irrational Dreams, Unrealized Gains | Trader Delusion Tee

hopium.high โ€“ Irrational Dreams, Unrealized Gains | Trader Delusion Tee

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Your edge belongs on you.
Pick your fit and lock in your narrative.

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R:R GOT IT?
this only works if you get it.
early entry adjusted โ€” 12% less risk.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Dose up โ€” own the hopium.high

๐ŸŒˆ hopium.high โ€“ The most potent drug in the market isnโ€™t leverage or liquidityโ€”itโ€™s blind belief. This tee celebrates traders who refresh their charts on repeat, convinced one candle will change everything. A vivid ode to denial, delusion, and diamond hands that never sell.

๐Ÿ”ฅ The Design:
A surreal vintage dollโ€™s faceโ€”eyes wide with unshakable hopeโ€”floats at the center, surrounded by an overload of dreamy florals and chaotic market motifs. Blissful, colorful, and deliciously unhingedโ€”just like your last trade idea.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Why You Need It:
โœ… For optimists who spot the moon in every chart
โœ… Bold, chaotic art capturing euphoric market delusion
โœ… A wearable meme for crypto junkies, bag holders, and dreamers
โœ… Reminds everyone: sometimes irrational exuberance is the strategy

Product Features:
๐Ÿ”น Seamless Construction โ€“ No side seams for a sleek, modern look
๐Ÿ”น Elastic Ribbed Collar โ€“ Retains shape through multiple washes
๐Ÿ”น Reinforced Shoulder Tape โ€“ Ensures durability and comfort
๐Ÿ”น Premium Fabric โ€“ Ideal for vibrant, high-quality prints
๐Ÿ”น Ethically Sourced โ€“ Made with 100% ring-spun cotton

๐Ÿš€ Hope isnโ€™t a strategyโ€”but damn, it makes a great shirt. Wear the mindset.

Spread the signal:
  • safe.trade
  • fast.drop
  • pro.fit

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

โœ… Machine wash cold (max 30ยฐC / 90ยฐF)
โœ… Wash with similar colors
โœ… Tumble dry on low heat
โœ… Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
โŒ Do not bleach
โŒ Do not dry clean

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

All our tees are printed on demand and shipped from the U.S.

  • โœ… Orders are typically processed within 7 business days
  • โœ… Delivery takes 2โ€“5 business days (U.S. only)
  • โœ… Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on weight and location
  • โœ… You'll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships

We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
All shipping times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays.

Note:ย This policy may change without prior notice.

Returns & Refunds

We want you to be satisfied with your order โ€” and weโ€™ll make it right if weโ€™ve made a mistake.

โœ… If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, you're eligible for a refund or replacement

โœ… Requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date

โœ… No returns required โ€” just send us a photo showing the issue

๐Ÿ“ฉ For all refund or replacement requests, email: support@nanonarrative.com

Include your order number and clear photos of the issue.

Refund Eligibility

  • The product is damaged, defective, or incorrect
  • The issue is reported within 30 days of purchase
  • The item is unused and the problem is clearly documented

Please note:

โŒ We do not offer refunds for wrong size selection or buyerโ€™s remorse

โŒ Shipping charges (if any) are non-refundable

โœ… No returns are required for defective or incorrect items

This policy may be updated at any time without notice.

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