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This tee exists in superposition until worn.
  • fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee - Unique Graphic Tee by nano.narrative
  • fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee - Unique Graphic Tee by nano.narrative
  • fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee - Unique Graphic Tee by nano.narrative
  • fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee - Unique Graphic Tee by nano.narrative
  • fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee - Unique Graphic Tee by nano.narrative
  • fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee - Unique Graphic Tee by nano.narrative
  • fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee - Unique Graphic Tee by nano.narrative
  • fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee - Unique Graphic Tee by nano.narrative
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fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee

fomo.ape – No Patience, Just Positions | YOLO Market Tee

$36.99 USD
$36.99 USD
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Not everyone gets it. That’s the point.
Printed on demand in the U.S. 🇺🇸

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#FOMOWear #YOLOTrades #ApeMentality #MemeTee #UnisexTee
👇 Go wild — own the fomo.ape

🙈 fomo.ape – For traders who skip confirmation and dive head-first. This tee bottles the reckless energy of high-volatility apes who chase green candles like bananas. It’s never about the plan—it’s about the action. Regret later. Enter now.

🔥 The Design:
A bold, muscular gorilla locked inside a hot-pink circle—clenched, focused, and already in the trade. Whether it’s meme stocks or moonshots, this graphic screams raw conviction with zero hesitation.

🔥 Why You Need It:
✅ Built for ape culture, crypto-degen vibes, and fast-fingered traders
✅ Shamelessly channels deep FOMO energy
✅ Instant conversation starter in any trading room or Discord
✅ Because sometimes being early is being wrong—but it looks awesome

Product Features:
🔹 Seamless Construction – No side seams for a sleek, modern look
🔹 Elastic Ribbed Collar – Retains shape through multiple washes
🔹 Reinforced Shoulder Tape – Ensures durability and comfort
🔹 Premium Fabric – Ideal for vibrant, high-quality prints
🔹 Ethically Sourced – Made with 100% ring-spun cotton

🚀 Forget the entry. Forget the exit. Just go ape. Wear the mindset.

Spread the signal:
  • safe.trade
  • fast.drop
  • pro.fit

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
✅ Wash with similar colors
✅ Tumble dry on low heat
✅ Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
❌ Do not bleach
❌ Do not dry clean

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

All our tees are printed on demand and shipped from the U.S.

  • ✅ Orders are typically processed within 7 business days
  • ✅ Delivery takes 2–5 business days (U.S. only)
  • ✅ Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on weight and location
  • ✅ You'll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships

We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
All shipping times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays.

Note: This policy may change without prior notice.

Returns & Refunds

We want you to be satisfied with your order — and we’ll make it right if we’ve made a mistake.

✅ If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, you're eligible for a refund or replacement

✅ Requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date

✅ No returns required — just send us a photo showing the issue

📩 For all refund or replacement requests, email: support@nanonarrative.com

Include your order number and clear photos of the issue.

Refund Eligibility

  • The product is damaged, defective, or incorrect
  • The issue is reported within 30 days of purchase
  • The item is unused and the problem is clearly documented

Please note:

❌ We do not offer refunds for wrong size selection or buyer’s remorse

❌ Shipping charges (if any) are non-refundable

✅ No returns are required for defective or incorrect items

This policy may be updated at any time without notice.

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