degen.lord – Chaos Crowned in Diamond Hands | Crypto Royalty Tee
degen.lord – Chaos Crowned in Diamond Hands | Crypto Royalty Tee
Not everyone gets it. That’s the point.
Printed on demand in the U.S. 🇺🇸
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💎 degen.lord – For traders who rule the market’s madness. This tee celebrates the supreme degenerates, the risk monarchs, the ones who stay unshaken through liquidation storms. They don’t follow trends—they command volatility.
🔥 The Design:
A chrome gorilla crowned with a glowing teal diamond, eyes locked in hyper-focus, encased within a metallic halo. The design fuses power and absurdity, discipline and mania—a digital deity of degen faith.
🔥 Why You Need It:
✅ Built for crypto royals who lead with fearless conviction
✅ Channels diamond-hand dominance and meme-culture mastery
✅ Sparks instant reverence from every fellow degen disciple
✅ Because chaos is temporary, but legendary trades are eternal
Product Features:
🔹 Seamless Construction – No side seams for a sleek, modern look
🔹 Elastic Ribbed Collar – Retains shape through multiple washes
🔹 Reinforced Shoulder Tape – Ensures durability and comfort
🔹 Premium Fabric – Ideal for vibrant, high-quality prints
🔹 Ethically Sourced – Made with 100% ring-spun cotton
🚀 Rule the noise. Hold the crown. Wear the mindset.
- safe.trade
- fast.drop
- pro.fit
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
✅ Wash with similar colors
✅ Tumble dry on low heat
✅ Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
❌ Do not bleach
❌ Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
All our tees are printed on demand and shipped from the U.S.
- ✅ Orders are typically processed within 7 business days
- ✅ Delivery takes 2–5 business days (U.S. only)
- ✅ Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on weight and location
- ✅ You'll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships
We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
All shipping times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays.
Note: This policy may change without prior notice.
Returns & Refunds
We want you to be satisfied with your order — and we’ll make it right if we’ve made a mistake.
✅ If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, you're eligible for a refund or replacement
✅ Requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date
✅ No returns required — just send us a photo showing the issue
📩 For all refund or replacement requests, email: support@nanonarrative.com
Include your order number and clear photos of the issue.
Refund Eligibility
- The product is damaged, defective, or incorrect
- The issue is reported within 30 days of purchase
- The item is unused and the problem is clearly documented
Please note:
❌ We do not offer refunds for wrong size selection or buyer’s remorse
❌ Shipping charges (if any) are non-refundable
✅ No returns are required for defective or incorrect items
This policy may be updated at any time without notice.








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